blitzed

so high you cant even see straight!

Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!

by tra ketcham April 8, 2007

Blitzer

A term used by the cool kids meaning awesome. It is often used to replace words such as awesome, cool, radical, on fleek, ect.l, but do not use it in English papers. It is informal.

You are looking so blitzer today.

That stunt Jimmy did was so blitzer.

by XxB3@UTY80085xX August 17, 2016

blitzed

totally under the influence of some exterior and harmful force such as alcohol, marijuana, or MTV.

Dude, he's totally blitzed on weed.

by grey kim December 24, 2005

blitzed as poland

When one is in the state of which you are so high it outmatches the Nazi blitzkrieg into Poland!

Brian: Dude I'm as blitzed as poland!
Thomas: Wtf you saying bro
Brian: I'm extremely fucking high.

by 1337w33d October 25, 2009

diamond blitzed

The best or one of the best highs you've ever experienced after smoking dat dank dank bomb azz bag of chronic..

High: blitzed
best high: diamond blitzed

"that blunt I just smoked had dat bomb chron in it!!! I'm so diamond blitzed!"

by DarealHBIC January 31, 2010

blitzen

as a verb means "to get high by ways of marijuana"
as an adjective means "a high person"
as a verb can also mean "great," "amazing," or "cool"

vb. meaning "to get high" ex: "Did you see Joey and Ammie blitzen after school?"

adj. ex: "Don was soo blitzen today."

vb. meaning "great," "amazing," or "cool" ex: "That book was blitzen, dude."

by YMH productions December 28, 2006

Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.

“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”

by MHlovr March 9, 2022