blimpout

When a fat person gets extremely angry, causing them to foam at the mouth, yell, kick scream, and generally make a scene. This can occur in either in the real world or online. Pretty much used as a substitute any time a fat person freaks out, especially if the situation concerns food or the individuals large physical appearance.

"That fat bitch had a world class blimpout when they told her the salad bar wasn't all-you-can-eat!"

by ClamsTheCat June 24, 2008

damn bitch you built like a blimp

a saying you say to a really fat woman

DAMN BITCH YOU BUILT LIKE A BLIMP

by Xx_THATDUDE_xX February 9, 2018

buffet blimp

a buffet blimp is a large person who dines at a "eat all you want style restaurant"

Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!

by Mama Geri March 14, 2006

Blimposaurus

When someone gets so large that the word blimp is just not enough to describe their colossal size, the largest possible person.

Hey, look at that guy, he's SO huge, he's not just a blimp, he's a blimposaurus!

by Daws August 22, 2012

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

by Zanethema September 4, 2017

blip bloop

emmmmm i don't know what this even means

eeeeeeeeeer blip bloop 4 life

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019

blipvert

Originally refers to high-intensity short-length commercials in the 80s scifi television show "Max Headroom".

Conversationally it has come to mean any advertisement or otherwise popular (sub-)cultural touch point (eg. viral video) that is on the order of seconds in length.

Have you seen that Jessica Alba nipslip blipvert on youtube yet?

by Burton MacKenZie October 5, 2007