Blackpool

A seaside town situated on the North West coast of England. Blackpool is populated mainly by chavs who live off benefits and spend their days harassing people and drinking cheap cider. The main street leading into town (Central Drive) is a complete shit hole full of layabouts and druggies and filthy boarded up shops. I wouldn't recommend walking there after dark. Blackpool hobbies include begging, arson, drug abuse, alcoholism and harassment. Most kids don't go to school, they prefer to spend their days dressed in filthy rags riding down the main roads on their stolen BMX bikes while their mothers are in the pub with the latest "uncle".

I went to Blackpool for my holidays and it was shit.

by Lyca29 August 20, 2009

Blacktousintolerant

1. An excuse to not have to talk to or be around black people for whatever reason.

2. You are literally allergic to black people.

Tarquel: Hey man, you friends with john?

Rick: *cough cough* Sorry sir, im Blacktousintolerant. I have to leave.

by TheUrbanDictator February 27, 2011

Blacktooth Grin

An alcoholic beverage created by late Pantera guitarist Dimebag Darrel. It is Whiskey with a splash of Coke. The drink is named after a line in the Megadeth song "Sweating Bullets."

Someday you will know my pain, and smile its blacktooth grin.

"Megadeth," "Sweating Bullets"

by Matt2.0 November 6, 2008

blacktooth

A derogatory name for someone from England. They are known for having bad teeth and dental hygeine.

"That blacktooth at the end of the bar just bought me Guiness"

by Nutsack McCluskey November 3, 2006

blackpool

A truly magnificiant hotspot in the UK. The number one seaside resort clocks up more visitors than anywhere else in the UK. It is that good, you have to feel sorry for the nearby places such as Preston. A lot of people who visit Preston to watch their respective team play football end up staying in Blackpool for a weekend. This consequently means lost revenue for Preston. However, this is just a sign of how good Blackpool is. With the further development of casinos and modernising the pier, Blackpool will always remain one of the great towns in the UK.

Pleasure Beach, third biggest attraction in europe

by danny smith November 11, 2004

Blackpool pier

A code word used for a homosexual or "queer".

"Dude, watch yourself, there's a Blackpool pier behind you"

by maffoo May 7, 2007

Blackpool Illuminations

An annual lights festival in a coastal town in England, the whole promenade is covered in lights.

When a lot of (often unnecessary) lights are on in a house/building someone might liken it to Blackpool illuminations.

"This house is like bloody Blackpool illuminations! Why are all the lights on?!"

by addisonand5sos August 15, 2016