Blackpilled Razor

Like occums razor except it's the dumbest option that is usually correct.

"My ADHD distracts me from god"
What does that mean?

"I want people to think that I'm a good Christian but my mental illness makes it difficult"
That's some blackpilled razor shit...

by Oakbrains May 18, 2021

Blackmale

(v) to procreate as if one is a black male

"I want to blackmale you."
"He blackmaled me last night."

by baconbeerbacon January 23, 2014

Blackmaled

When your a person of Caucasian decent and your white privilege doesn’t work.

I got asked for my receipt at Walmart, they blackmaled me and called security when I told them no

by Catinahadt March 6, 2025

Blackwelled

This term is a derivative of the words blackout and well. It is the act of becoming so drunk that you do not remember what you did the next day. Your head feels as though you fell in a well. Getting blackwelled usually means you had fun the night before.

Jim: Man, my head hurts so much... What happened last night?
Matt: You got blackwelled man. It happens to the best of us.

Jim: I got so blackwelled last night. I woke up in a room full of people I didnt' know!
Matt: Sounds like you had a good time man.

by tyty133 August 13, 2013

blackmailer

a blackmailer can also be described as a RUBY

your such a ruby means your such a blackmailer

by 69victim69 January 11, 2021

Backwalled

The act of throwing a ball to the back of a swimming pool while your blood alcohol content is above 0.4%. While throwing the ball you must be constantly yelling “BACK WALL!”

Damn, Dave is getting fucking backwalled today.

by CRriggs94 September 15, 2025