biznatch

Either bitch or business, whatever is most applicable for the situation.

little joey: ...biznatch...


teacher: how dare you say that in my class, get the fuck out!


little joey: it means business!

teacher: I knew that.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

bizsnatch trip

A business trip that includes finding time to get some snatch.

worker: "Man, I just found out they are sending me to Dallas next week."
co-worker: "Sorry bro, go out after the meeting and find you a nice cowgirl and turn that into a bizsnatch trip!"
worker: "Oh yeah, company time to find me some on-the-road gine!"

by GlazeHer May 28, 2014

Biznatch

A replacement mainly used by highschoolers to replace the word Bitch...Using the term this way can sumtimes be accepted by teachers..parents..or other adults or faculty...Biznatch can be said jokingly to friends

(to a friend)
Whats up biznatch?
(Around teachers)
i hate them there biznatches
(Around parents)
My sister is a biznatch

by RockBam44 September 19, 2005

freaky biznatch

-slightly scary predicament
-person who is generally creepy
-when someone flips out

How are we gonna get outta this freaky biznatch?

That girls a freaky biznatch

-Could I have a pen?
-IF ANYONE ASKS ME FOR A PEN AGAIN I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU BY STABBIN YOU IN THE FACE WITH IT!
-....Whoa that was one freaky biznatch

by nicole May 13, 2004

Biznatchery

A home which soon becomes a house for a very whiny woman.

"I had to leave the house to get some air, that biznatchery is hell right now."

by Geocaching September 2, 2009

Biznatch

Slang Term for Bitch

A female dog or a girl

by Joemama June 22, 2004

bizsnatch

A friendlier term for bitch, much like "biznatch", "bizatch" & "biatch".

Longhand of "biz'natch".

A female bitch.

A bitchy whore; someone who's rude, arrogant and desperate.

Julia: Heya bizsnatch! ^-^
Paula: Hey bitch, what's up?

Bill: Damn. That chick's a bizsnatch.
Bob: But you'd hit it anyway, wouldn't you.
Bill: Yes, because I'm a drunken sleaze.

by Dani3lla September 7, 2006