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ass blasting bitchaloid

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My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid
by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016
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bitchassery

bitchassery noun -
1. the act or instance of being a bitchass; the lack of courage to face even innocuous situations
2. participating in a deceptive and cowardly act
3. irritating behavior; reminiscent of a fretful whiny nuisance
4. the condition itself
What is this bitchassery that's gotten into you!

--synonyms pusillanimity, timidity
--antonyms real niggas, chivalry
by Kariem September 19, 2007
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Bitchaphobia

Urbanly: The fear of having a bitch start bitching to you, or the fear of bitches or bitchy people in general. Scientifically: The fear of female dogs. Pretty strange, but then again, there are wierder things in this world that people are scared of.
Bitchy Wife: Get off your fat ass and take out the trash, wash my car, pick up the dry cleaning, and then run to the store and get me a box of tampons *blah-blah-blah* Husband: My lord woman, leave me the Hell alone!! Its because of you that I have bitchaphobia!! *SLAP* NOW MAKE ME DINNER!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 22, 2010
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bitchasaurus rex

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.

Often referred to as a tyrant among other bitches.
The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes our genetics professor a bitchasaurus rex!
by Scared student April 30, 2008
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bitchassnigfuck

some one you really hate
man that new kid john is such a bitchassnigfuck
by pseudonym77h September 2, 2011
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Bitchass Dang

when a guy is being a huge fucking bitch or fucking up really hard on a continuous basis.
dude Alex almost burned down our kitchen. such a bitchass dang.
by uknowit343 March 14, 2010
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Bitchasitis

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
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