Bitchpush

Bitchpush has two different types. "Type one" is pushing a person to see what the outcome will be. "Type two" involves pushing a person into another person to see the reaction, and requires 3 people. In this situation, the first person is the "Cause" and the second is the "Effect". The last person, who is intended to receive the mass amount of damage, is the "Victim". Type two is most often done when the Victim has their back facing the Effect, therefore the Victim will not have any idea of what is going on. Initial setup is very crucial for Type two, because you ultimately want the Victim to be unaware of whats going on. Sometimes the Cause yells a term similar to "wide around back" to the Effect during setup, directing the Effect to walk in a wide path around the Victim so that the Victim cannot see the Cause or Effect in their field of vision. Bitchpush is lots of fun in any hallway, corridor, or open space.

Here's a text diagram of Type two Bitchpush so you can picture it better. The symbol ">" represents a push.

Cause > Effect > Victim

EXAMPLE 1:

"Type one"
Joe: If you don't stop being so annoying I'm going to Bitchpush you at recess today.
Tom: Okay, just don't Bitchpush me into the lockers like last time! That hurt!

EXAMPLE 2:
"Type two"
Joe: Dude, I'm so going to Bitchpush Sam in the hallway at passing time today, I can't wait to see his reaction.

Tom: I know right, you be the Cause I'll be the Effect.

Joe: Alright that sounds good, and of course Sam will be the victim.

by octopus2007 October 16, 2010

bitchus

Unisex word for bitch

Mostly used as a warning but can also be applied to emit dominance upon weaklings

Bitchus?!
Give me your lunch money, bitchus!
He's acting like a bitchus.
Dude you're acting like a bitchus!

by MadLad176 April 12, 2019

bitchnuggets

1.another way to say shit in a more creative way

2.female dog feces

1."AAWWW Bitchnuggets, I just messed up!"

2."Dude you just stepped in Bitchnuggets!"

by Setlik0 June 2, 2008

bitchues

Issues with your girlfriend, female friends, etc...

"Man, I'm having bitchues this week."

by acerocola86 November 2, 2005

bitchmuthaphucka

Phrase said after verbally one-uping someone or insulting them. After insulting someone say bitchmuthaphucka and give the other person a knuckle touch.

man 1- dude your never gonna get a girlfriend
man 2- save your breath for when your gonna have to blow up your girlfriend
man 2- bitchmuthaphucka
(knuckle touches man 3)

by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 3, 2009

Bitchtits

To be stealth, unseen, invisible or ninja-like.

I can't find my keys...I think they went bitchtits.

I'm so embarrassed I wish I was bitchtits.

They were so quiet, they were nearly bitchtits

by The4Pillars January 25, 2011

bitchnads

The female gland that produces the chemical Bitchosterone.

The bitchnads can lie dormant until they inexplicably begin producing massive amounts of Bitchtosterone (see hyper-bitchnads). Bitchtosterone has been know to cause irritability, confusion, and in some cases, mild retardation.

Her bitchnads were enlarged after the football game.

by Tubb Z October 7, 2005