It's how I'm Livin Bitch

Great comeback when someone questions your actions
Or just to to self congratulate

Mate she had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs!!
Answer with: It's how I'm Livin Bitch!!
Mate I smashed the back out of it, It's how I'm Livin Bitch!!

by Bobbybigballs August 11, 2008

Bitch, I'm a Bus.

The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.

Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.

Example 1

Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 2

Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 3

Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

by bluersx February 25, 2011

I'm Rick James, bitch

A once funny phrase from Chapel's shown, then bastardized by every idiot who thinks that they're funny repeating it.

Fat nerd: "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
Fat friends: "HEhehehehehehehehehhe... I'm leet"

by Alex Nye September 22, 2004

I'm not your bitch

A sentence used for a person being bossy who refuses to do anything himself, saying that you are not his personal slave, or "bitch."

Bob: Hey, Jim, mind grabbin me a Coke?
Jim: Okay.
Bob: Hey, get me a box of tissues.
Jim: Uggh, okay, fine.
Bob: Can you get me the remote for the TV?
Jim: Shut up and do it yourself. I'm not your bitch!

by Matjlav August 30, 2006

I'm not your bitch

A response to obnoxious people who demand you to do their crap. They will request something unreasonable or treat you like "their bitch"

Obnoxious "When I tell you to do something You do it." Response "I'm not your bitch"

by Douchebagtwerp April 9, 2011

I'm Rick James Bitch!

The immortal phrase spoken by dave chappelle on his sketch show "The Dave Chappelle Show."

This phrase originates from the sketch in which Chappelle plays a young Rick James in a flash back of his friend Charlie Murphy.

What did the five Fingers say to the face? SLAP! I'm Rick James Bitch!

by MoleManX February 18, 2004

I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.

In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!

by Ass Kicka June 5, 2011