Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

by Dogs! May 17, 2010

dick bisquit

The dried up gizz cork in the end of your penis after mastubating or a sexuall encounter.

1. Man i was shooting two streams, one on your moms towel and the other one in the shitter tell my dick bisquit shot out.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

Air Bisquit

To fart, to poot, to cut the cheese, to break wind

Dirty D just lifted his leg and floated an air bisquit your way, better watch out.

by 1691 July 30, 2006

floating air bisquit

Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

soggy bisquit

a group of guys that jerk off on a bisquit, the last one to nut has to eat it.

Soldier1: hey guys wanna play soggy bisquit?
Soldiers: hooah
Soldier2: you guys are premature ejaculators..

by mortar tube April 16, 2010

slick bisquit

A shave pubic area of a woman. I.E. a bald beaver.

My friend Mandy has a Slick Bisquit.

by beaver September 25, 2004

chicken bisquit

A newer term that is used as a discrete way of saying you had sex. If you are not comfortable with letting a lot of people know about what you did the other night, chicken bisquit is used as a substitute to make sure your message is clear to the person you are talking about, but confusing to those eavesdropping assholes!

Guy: So how did your night go?

Other guy: Pretty damn good! That chick from the party and I left and make chicken bisquits back at her place!

by Scrotie McBoogerball Jr. July 7, 2011