bistro cafe

hipster for shitty restaurant with ok food

Theres free wifi in the bistro cafe so we can instagram our meals.

by lord farquad the tall December 25, 2013

bistroality

When you commit beastiality with an animal, but you decide to take it out to a nice dinner (i.e. a bistro) before you take it home and have your way with it.

Guy 1: Hey man, I saw you at that 5-star restaurant with your dog... What was that about?
Guy 2: Yeah, I took Sparky out for a nice dinner, and then took him home for a nice lay. It's called bistroality, man.

by McKanker April 28, 2015

Bimaroid

Bimaroid is a creature that takes birth in UP,Bihar and Jharkhand region to take over the jobs of the locals of other state,they often get repulsed when they are hit with the stark reality of their state, they are basically bolshevized utermensch of Indian region second to Muslims ofcourse.

Hey look the bimaroid is about to hit the girl in the office and is inch away from getting rejected.

by indchananon September 6, 2020

Bisakolphobia

The irrational fear of Bisaya people. Most likely caused by "barang" and "kulam".

I don't want to go to Mindanao I have bisakolphobia.

by bantaw June 8, 2022

ass Bistro

Ass Bistro, when a single person or multiple people accidentally inhale a fart.

When there is a person behind you and downwind of you, you purposely fart and get either a hilarious reaction or a angry one.
Person 1 "haha how was the Ass bistro"
Person 2 (starts crying) "terrible"

by Jrlawrence October 19, 2014

bistros

middle-grade marijuana. better than mids, but not as good as danks.

you only have bistros? what happened to those danks you had a couple weeks ago?

by mcdanksalot July 7, 2010

Bizaroo WOrld

A class of misfits. Slower then average. Where all the slow ass Punks who think they da shit should be put. Also known as Class Bizaroo

Person A Says: Dude, don't make us send you to Bizaroo World.
Person B Says: YOUR MOM
Person A Says: No your MOM!

by The Talent June 18, 2004