Birkett

1. To annoyingly persist with capitals and punctuation with everyone elses daily lives, often smacked in the face with a wet fish.
2. To subtly annoy you by requesting punctuation in your work that isnt hers.
3. To annoy Gods with her sucking noises during fellatio.

sophie: 'can i have a capital B please for birkett. .. schlurrrp'
Master of universe: 'Fuck you arsehole'

by sucky_boy May 18, 2009

Birgitte

A tall, beautiful individual with a lot of tattoos(beautiful tattoos). Has a super wonderful and contagious laugh, and a lovely hippie spirit and strong spirit. bruises like a peach.
a total sweetheart!!!

Birgitte: wow those shoes totally made my feet super soar.
Me: you mean the socks? oh.. yeah.. I forget, you bruise like a peach.

by troldurt May 29, 2015

Birkett

An offensive slur referring to somebody who has a genetic disorder such as Autism or, as it is commonly used to describe, somebody with Down's syndrome.
This word can also be used as a friendly insult meaning idiot

All of the special ed kids are birketts.

How could you get question 4A wrong? are you a birkett or something?

by AtoxicBOB October 10, 2019

Burkitt

Devilishly handsome in every way.

He’s just burkitt y’know

by Anonymityxoxo July 13, 2018

Birgitta

The male genitalia. Has abilities to change in size, density, and matter. The formula to solve the volume of a Birgitta is b = (circumference • diameter / 2) pi.

The other day I went to walk my dog and my Birgitta just slipped out.

by Ganesh Karimisetty June 19, 2021

Birkett

To take a shit in the street.

I got caught short whilst out running earlier. Had to do a Birkett

by Paul A Radcliffe November 25, 2021

birkiet

The noise john candy makes when he’s hungry

AHHHH BIRKIET GOD DAMNIT IM HUNGRY

by Reese_Holcomb January 11, 2023