Birchmount Baseball

A house league midget team that can't play defence if their lives depended on it

"Took an easy W against Birchmount Baseball today"

by Jman4510fukyobitchhh July 18, 2017

Birchu

A man child that resemble's a monkey, often caught in the bathroom of Club's asking African men for hand jobs. Can be found with a side kick known only as 'Pig'.

That Birchu was in those toilets for ages last night

by BringHomeTheBacon March 8, 2019

Birchmount

A stupid school where everyone hates the teachers, it’s really old, our school sports teams always suck and it’s no fun, the English kids are always bad kids

Birchmount sucks.

by Short.kid May 28, 2022

Bobby Bircham

The most amazing boy in the world, the best boyfriend one could ever have, no one's compared to bobby. he is so handsome and gorgeous and has lovely green eyes and blonde hair. he's also the best football player in the world.

"Get yourself a Bobby Bircham and you'll be the happiest person in the world"

by the c mon February 23, 2024