a class that requires memory, usage, and knowledge of the full history of words you can't even pronounce
biology= many try, few succeed
biology= many try, few succeed
dude, biology plagues my existence, now i have to change my major to education! hey, at least i have more time to party now.
by fierychic769 December 26, 2008
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I used to get at least 7 hours of sleep every night, but now I have to study for AP Biology and only get 3.
by Cherting March 14, 2008
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BioPlague made Yarrgh commit suicide by trolling him to death. This has nothing to do with being a court jester but heh.
by Bip2002 March 27, 2008
Get the BioPlague mug.Really hard stuff that normal folk like myself cannot understand and have to read the same sentence five times to move on. Everyone else is done by this point and playing volleyball on the beach like a scene from the OC.
"Hey Joe you wanna go out and get some CHICKS."
"No..I got Biology Homework ....*jumps back into slave pit where he is then stoned with really heavy biology and finely sharpened no. 2 pencils.
"No..I got Biology Homework ....*jumps back into slave pit where he is then stoned with really heavy biology and finely sharpened no. 2 pencils.
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Get the Studying for Biology mug.Noun - the ex-wife, future ex-wife or girlfriend who is the biological mother of children who is not parenting them because she is too concerned with dating, gold-digging or looking for her next meal-ticket. She uses men for things, not limited to but including, money, cars, jewelery, plastic surgeries, and social status in exchange for sex so she does not have to work a normal job or occupation.
Possesses the following negative character traits:
- Flips out of no apparent reason, burning everyone in site.
- Seeks power and control over people close to her at ANY cost.
- Abuses people closest to her because she can get away with it.
- Verbally and emotionally assaults people, especially men.
- Loves to be the victim.
- Mouths off to such an extent that others contemplate physical abuse - which in turn feeds victim status giving her the greatest gift she could have.
- No morals what so ever.
- Preys on weaker/nice people.
- Gets knocked up in order to have controlling role in relationship.
- Unable to have normal relationships with anyone. Has no long-term friends.
- Never changes, but expects the world to change for them.
- Predatory and parasitic
Possesses the following negative character traits:
- Flips out of no apparent reason, burning everyone in site.
- Seeks power and control over people close to her at ANY cost.
- Abuses people closest to her because she can get away with it.
- Verbally and emotionally assaults people, especially men.
- Loves to be the victim.
- Mouths off to such an extent that others contemplate physical abuse - which in turn feeds victim status giving her the greatest gift she could have.
- No morals what so ever.
- Preys on weaker/nice people.
- Gets knocked up in order to have controlling role in relationship.
- Unable to have normal relationships with anyone. Has no long-term friends.
- Never changes, but expects the world to change for them.
- Predatory and parasitic
Neighbor 1: She is such a biologicunt.
Neighbor 2: I know. I hope her husband gets the kids. She can just be a whore then and the kids will have a real parent.
Neighbor 1: I hope he gets the house too so she moves out of the neighborhood.
Neighbor 2: She will probably move in with the douche bag swingers up the hill.
Neighbor 2: I know. I hope her husband gets the kids. She can just be a whore then and the kids will have a real parent.
Neighbor 1: I hope he gets the house too so she moves out of the neighborhood.
Neighbor 2: She will probably move in with the douche bag swingers up the hill.
by SuperDad August 19, 2012
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On the fateful morning of 16 May 2023, Biology Paper 1 is being done across the country. Instead of asking things on the fucking specification, AQA decided it would be a good idea to ask 16 year olds about anabolic steroids, leaf discs, types of chlorophyll, wavelength tables and disorder S, as well as asking Paper 2 stuff like sexual and asexual reproduction, while seemingly ignoring half of the bloody specification. Overall, this paper killed many hopes and dreams of year 11s, but hopefully it will lower the grade boundaries.
On the fateful morning of 16 May 2023, Biology Paper 1 is being done across the country. Instead of asking things on the fucking specification, AQA decided it would be a good idea to ask 16 year olds about anabolic steroids, leaf discs, types of chlorophyll, wavelength tables and disorder S, as well as asking Paper 2 stuff like sexual and asexual reproduction, while seemingly ignoring half of the bloody specification. Overall, this paper killed many hopes and dreams of year 11s, but hopefully it will lower the grade boundaries.
Student A: 2023 AQA Biology Paper 1 is finally here, how did you do?
Student B: Athlete D is jacked as hell fam
Student B: Athlete D is jacked as hell fam
by a random seagull June 19, 2023
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