billiards

n. - testes, balls, often in conjuction with pain

Dude! You just got tagged in the billiards!

by ahouse June 3, 2005

Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"

Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?

by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021

Belliard

A person with the biggest ears imaginable. They are so astronomical that they tend to cause drag whenever this person runs track. He thinks that he's are good in Call of Duty but since flipymactwisty6 is better, they got nothing. This person is also a fag, he likes to stare at men. And sucks at the card game "nervous"

Dude hurry up and put your mic on!

Holy shit wait it cant fit it on my ears. Im such a belliard.

by flipymactwity :) January 25, 2010

Billtard

someone who is bad with money.

"Jason bought 2000 turtlenecks he is such a Billtard"
-Jason's now ex-wife.

by TheHomelessSurgeon August 14, 2017

toilet billiards

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Browns Billiards

An amazing pool hall in Holly Hill, Florida. Too Bad the manager is a complete douche-bag.

Guy #1: Lets to go Browns Billiards!

Guy #2: But Chad is working tonight, and he is fucking annoying :)

by RealTalkThree86 September 10, 2011

tonsil billiards

Tonsil hockey for high school kids occurs when you poke some bitch’s tonsils with your dick. It’s not your standard blowjob, it’s the aggressive kind when you grab the skank’s head and give those tonsils some solid hits.

‘Lil bro, I hope you’re having your fun playing tonsil hockey in junior high, but tonsil billiards is where it’s at in high school.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009