Bill Gates 

One of the richest guys in the world, a talent with a needle and soft dick.

One nite, Bill Gates slept with a whore at a five star hotel. And after having balled her, he asked, “How do you feel when you sleep with one of the richest men in the world like me?”.

The whore answered, “micro+soft”.

Bill Gates by quan cao tien August 25, 2010

Bill Gates 

The richest man in the world who made his billions by creating the Windows OS, which gained popularity by having several useful, though sub-par, programs already installed.

Many often ridicule the Windows OS, although the same majority continue to use it.

Bill Gates is business man, not a programmer.

Bill Gates by 33Arsenic July 16, 2008

Bill Gates 

A term used to describe a person who gives more than they expect; an unselfish person.

Her distinguishing trait was her munificence: she gives liberally to those less fortunate than herself. People always said she was a real Bill Gates when it came to charity.

Bill Gates by Brian Harvey December 28, 2005

bill gates 

A very rich and successful entrepreneur, and one of the founders of Microsoft.
While people like Steve Jobs under Apple have often led the way in terms of innovation, it was Bill Gates that made it affordable, and brought it to the masses.

His software is incredibly successful, and he's freaking rich. But that's okay, because through the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, he has donated so much money to the greater good it's not even funny.

Love him or hate him, we should at least respect him.

Personally, I prefer Apple, but I do respect Bill Gates for being so influential, and especially charitable.

bill gates by I am Bob June 21, 2007

Bill Gates 

The act of masturbating with a Windows installation disc. The person engaging in this practice inserts his penis through the center of the disc. If performed improperly, the cd can be stuck around the person's dick, which requires prompt medical attention.

People tend to do the Bill Gates when work is slow.

Bill Gates by ChemicalGoat May 22, 2009

Bill Gates' minute 

When you are installing an update or a new program, the progress bar says "one minute left" and you sit in front of the screen for five or ten waiting for it to finish....

Hey George, you leavin' or not?
I can't. This POS showed me a minute left in the bar five minutes ago...
It is a Bill Gates' minute!

Bill Gates' minute by Bahamian01 September 2, 2012

bill gates 

See ''Richer than God''

Bill Gates bought the earth to store gentic experiments he calls ''Humans''.

bill gates by Rich dude November 5, 2007