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Baltimore Bidet

The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.
After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"
by Blumpster August 20, 2013
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bilel

a guy who holds grudges for a very long time. when he likes someone he means real stuff. mess with bilel's you mess with everything. But Bilel's are very sweet and mean no harm
" Wow you're so nice, you're such a bilel"
by happyyyyy November 30, 2016
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Bidet’d

bidet -Plumming fixture that cleans genetailia hands free.

Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.
1st stall: Shit dude I just got bidet’d, it felt so weird!
3rdStall: Dude what the hell that?
by A_Matt_A January 3, 2018
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brown bidet

A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.
"Sorry I used all your toilet paper, but I had a lot to clean up after the brown bidet."
by Swinky June 1, 2009
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Yard Bidet

Chris: Rocky, why are you all wet?

Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.
by Avid Runner July 5, 2012
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Sluice Bidet

Cleaning one's nether regions by dipping said regions in a stream of running water, such as a creek or a storm drain on a rainy day.
"Dude, I had to take a dump, but couldn't find any TP, so I went out to the creek and did a sluice bidet."
by word burgler March 4, 2015
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Rusty Bidet

When a girl squirts while on her period.
Dude, "that girl totally trashed my sheets last night, with a rusty bidet ."
by ADPD November 27, 2015
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