Biddy Pinned

A natural occurrence within stores and shopping malls where you are separated from friends or family by a scuffling barricade best known as old age pensioner.

"Where the hell where you, we've been outside Gregg's the bakers for ages!".

"Sorry I got Biddy Pinned".

by Richigo December 4, 2010

biddy snack

Biddy snack refers most directly to the phenomenon wherein young women starve themselves and whore themselves out because they lack real substance. Much like a snack between meals, they are easy, probably bad for you, and ultimately unfulfilling.

As opposed to real women whose personality and looks are naturally beautiful, and who value themselves as more than just the sum of their sexual parts. These women, like 7 course meals, are harder to come by, and require a certain decorum to enjoy, but they are so deliciously satisfying in their richness.

In practice the term biddy snack can to refer to anyone, regardless of gender who is engaging in rude ass behavior, being a bitch, trying too hard at any particular task, or in reference to the larger community of people that actually generally lack substance.

When used among friends, biddy snack can be a phrase used to temper one another, and remind each other that they are all people of sound mind and body and should not be acting like damn fools.

"Fucking gym biddy snacks, always taking up all the treadmills."

Or

"Stop being a biddy snack and take the damn shot already.

by CC O'Neill March 22, 2011

biddysquid

oh no, please no, save my family please.

oh no steve has done a biddysquid

by christopher colombus west indi February 18, 2022

biddy fiddler

Used to describe someone who has a sexual penchant for the (much) older partner (ie a biddy).

Catherine Zeta-Jones is a bit of a biddy fiddler.

by thepearce December 29, 2008

Wing Biddy

When a single biddy decides to go out, she enlists the help of one or more of her closest friends to play the role of "wing biddy". This is the female equivalent of the "wingman". The wing biddy's responsibilities include:

1.) Making sure the queen biddy gets some, but that it is quality
2.) Using her biddy skills to deflect attention to queen biddy

A wing biddy is selfless, charming, she drinks shot for shot with her queen biddy, but is always in control. If necessary a wing biddy will take one for the team.

Bro: "Who are you bringing to my party tonight?"

Biddy: "Just me and my favorite wing biddy"

Bro: "Awesomeeeeee"

by Queen biddy November 15, 2010

Dumb-Biddy

A femal who has Gotten drunk and started crying, dropped your beer, complained for an inexcusable amount of time, broken a glass piece, embarassed me publically by uttering loud racist/anti-homeless people remarks, walked into a wall, started dancing with your girlfreinds when "your song" comes on, complained again, caused drama cause there hasn't been enough in the last 7 minutes, thrown up on me or Matt Vahidi, sung in a cab or crowded elevator, abbreviated your girlfriends by their initials (i.e. You girls are my life forever KD MV PJ LK LF EM), played two friends, asked a guy to buy you a drink, told me you weren't drunk when you are falling on the floor retarded, got mad at me for calling you a dumb biddy, dropped the boyfriend bomb a solid hour and a half into the night, etc.,
But STILL looked damn HOT when you were doing so.
This is a Dumb Biddy.

I was at a bar and a Dumb-Biddy fell on my lap, she screamed, I smiled.

by Ari G October 10, 2005

Old biddy

A bitchy old woman that your grandmother hate.

My grandma called Ms. Crabtree an old biddy after she replaced her as lead choir singer.

Please don't invite Ms. Claudia to my house party cause I can't stand that old biddy.

by Mackendeez September 30, 2017