Beckhamed

to miss a penalty kick

He should have made that but he totally beckhamed.

by Myles Longstein June 24, 2004

David Beckham Syndrome

When you see a really hot guy who's too good to be true, and then he opens his mouth to reveal the most unattractive, unexpected voice you've ever heard.

"If he would just not open his mouth, he would be a god."
"Why? Is he rude or something?"
"Nope. He just has major DBS...."
"What's DBS? A disease? STD?!?!"
"No...it's David Beckham Syndrome...he has a really unattractive voice."

by judysequoia November 27, 2011

beckham'd it

phrase coined in Euro 2004 by a british broadcaster during a Netherlands vs Sweden quarterfinal match.
Originates from an England vs Portugal quarterfinal when famed English set kicker David Beckham blasted a penalty shot 20 feet over the cross bar.
Commonly used now whenever someone shoots a puck/soccerball/basketball miles above the target. Works for pretty much any sport.

Joe Sakic is in alone on a breakaway! he shoots! Ohhh! and he's beckham'd it!

by deluxxe June 26, 2004

beckhamhg73

very gay boy that likes to cum in his father:)

beckhamhg73: hey dad
dad:hey son
beckhamhg73:can i cum in you
dad:sure
beckhamhg73:yay!

by britton.g May 15, 2019

Beckham (UK only)

The "Anna Kournikova" of Soccer.

Man! teenage girls are bigger fans of Beckham than the people who actually follow the sport!

by scrEEmur November 29, 2003

Beckham

Is a person who lies about his penis length

Beckham no just stop

by 420pussy21slayer69 August 27, 2018

victoria beckham

the ex-spice girl skinny anorexic wife of English soccer player David Beckham who never smiles or laughs but has always a im-so-hot pout, has obviously fake boobs that looks like half cantaloupes stuffed into her skin, and wears way way way too much make-up and dangerously high and tiny stilletos and short skirts while carrying a baby.

Poo on me Victoria Beckham.
David is too good for Victoria. What did he do to deserve her??

by elephant molestor July 29, 2006