BFC

BFC- Bitter Fat chick is the girl in the group of girlfriends that is never hit-on, generally she is a hefty to large girl. Because she does not get hit-on she tends to cock block all of her friends and every guy at that bar. Thus, Bitter Fat Chick

I could have seriously used a wing-man with major beer goggles last night, because this girl was awesome and as we left, the BFC cock blocked us both.

by chazbenay March 14, 2011

BFC

Best Friend Code - When someone tells you to not tell anyone your always allowed to tell one person, your best friend, without getting in trouble.

Bonnie: "Don't tell anyone my secret, I like Kevin."
Carlos: "Oh, I won't."

15 minutes later...

Falls Under the BFC:

Carlos: "Bonnie told me she liked Kevin."
Jack (Carlos' best friend): "Oh my."

by ChelKelB.roads July 14, 2009

BFC

Big Floppy cock

I want to stick my BFC in that hot girls tight rectum.

by Andy January 01, 2004

BFC

BIG FUCKING CAN
The largest can of any consumer drink you will ever find.
Thank you monster.

Jerry: Dude that guy just chugged a BFC and had a heart attack!

SAWyer: I believe it, their huge.

by [Garebear] February 17, 2009

BFC

BFC, or big fucking can, is a 32oz. (1L) can of soda, normally an energy drink.

Monster Energy and Monster Energy Low-Carb both come in BFC size.

by TwelfthDoc December 15, 2011

BFC

BIG FUCKING CACTUS

Whilst traveling the southwest, a tourist may come across a desolate landscape populated by only that of cacti and passer by's.

(a band of tourists emerge from a car)

Tourist 1: "Hey Billy do ya see that thingamabob out there in the distance?"

Tourist 2: "Naw Bob, huh, whatcha see out there?"

Tourist 1: "Over thar!! You see it? A BIG FUCKIN CACTUS toppling over that there car!! "

Tourist 2: "Woah bra, its not every day you see a BFC. Can't wait to tell mah pops 'bout that one"

by SLOANEthedevious June 18, 2010

BFC

Butt Fucking County. Somewhere remote, uncharted, with little or nothing to do or see. Somewhere where one usually gets stranded.

Guy 1: What's up man, we are waiting for you!

Guy 2: Aw, man, my car's engine broke down, and I'm here lost in the middle of BFC!

Guy 1: Oh...this must suck.

by ushin March 14, 2008