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bedroom jousting

The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.
Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"

Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."
by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010
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Bedroom Dancing

To dance in your bedroom as if no one was watching.
Jimmy: Man, I worked up such a sweat bedroom dancing last night!
by Oodle October 9, 2008
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Bardock

The father of Raditz and Goku (Kakarot). Bardock shares Goku's aptitude for battle and limitless capacity, despite being a "low-level" soldier. Bardock's wife is never referenced or mentioned in any of the dragonball movies or series. His name is a pun on the burdock herb.

Bardock gains psychic powers from a planet where he and his crew recently eradicated an entire race. The last survivor gives the power to his him as a gift so that he can see his son's future, and the fate of his planet and himself. He sees visions of his son growing up to be a good person, planet Vegeta being destroyed, and Goku defeating Frieza.

Family:
# Goku (Son)
# Raditz (Son)
# Chi-Chi (Daughter in Law) Ox-King (Brother-In-law)
# Gohan (Grandson)
# Goten (Grandson)
# Videl (Granddaughter-in-law)
# Pan (Great-granddaughter)
# Goku Jr. (Great-great-great-grandson)
Bardock claims that he can remember his actions in his Great Ape form.

Bardock is one of the few saiyans to have gone to outer space and breathe normally, while fighting Frieza and his men.

In the Budokai Tenkaichi games, if Bardock fights Dodoria, Zarbon or Cooler, he states "I'll take you down and then Frieza!".

# It is likely that Bardock was the most powerful lower-class Saiyan soldier of his time. Near the time of his death, Bardock was rumored to have a power level of nearly 10,000, which is said to rival that of King Vegeta.

* This is backed by his ability to defeat Dodoria's Elite, despite being outnumbered 4-1, as well as surviving Dodoria's Mouth Energy Wave. Later on, the heavily-wounded Bardock fights through hundreds of Frieza's troops, on his own, in an effort to reach Frieza's ship. The power levels of the soldiers were not revealed.

Bardock was alive during the Saiyan-Tuffle war, which took place from Age 720 to about Age 730, and likely fought in it.
by kyle.biddle January 13, 2011
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Bedroom Poppadom

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack
The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms
by spanky goes to hollywood June 15, 2011
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Bedosexual

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption
Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual
by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019
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Bedroom shredder

Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.
That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude
by G str1ng January 6, 2009
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bedroom community

"Hey have you heard of the song bedroom community by glass beach?"

"Yeah I have, its quite the song"
by joenuts#4 January 17, 2022
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