bene gesserit

A badass woman that can beat your wimpy ass or give you ultimate pleasure!

Damn I wish I could pork a Bene Gesserit..

by Blah August 09, 2003

bene gesserit witch

A female that appears to be beating or pwning a male at his own game with no effort and much ease.

That bene gesserit witch must be using a wall hack because no girl is that good.

by mieshka September 24, 2005

Bene

A black chode with a loaf head

Oh ffs bene is here

by Jerry753 June 28, 2022

Bene

A person you love more than you love anything/anyone else (including yourself). It should be used to describe your significant other.

You are my only bene.
Bene I miss you.

by UrticantBask September 09, 2025

bene bum

The New Zealand version of benefit bum. Usually a hori person. Someone that abuses the benefit provided by the government and doesn't have any goals or plans to get off it.

They see the benefit as a life plan.

"oiii she's such a bene bum"

"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"

"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"

Friends talking about someone on the bene

by 3mpress_Patch May 18, 2025

Bene

Makes part of the NOVA School of Law vocabulary.

Invented many years ago, a bene is a word that describes the act of eat someone (boy or girl), no matter if it was just a kiss or a lot more.

- OMG, you won't guess the bene that happened at Carnoval yesterday night!
- I already know! Andrew and Celina! What a bene!!

by squareblanket April 16, 2020

benes

A "benes" is the male genitalia, but in epic mode.

Guy 1: hey man
Guy 2: hey you
Guy 1: how is your day going?
Guy 2: ah man fine casual you know
Guy 1: thats great i was wonderi-
GUY 3: *appears outta nowhere* GIVE ME BENES!!!

by Egyptian Robert October 28, 2019