bender

1. a drinking spree;
2. a male homosexual;
3. a recumbent bicycle made by Bender Custom Bicycles of Garden City, Idaho.

Every Saturday night, these benders go on a bender on their Benders.

by Loki the Croaky August 06, 2005

bender

a hockey player who skates with his or her ankles bent in.

A. that kid sucks.
B. yea hes a bender

by gongshow July 02, 2007

Bender

1. The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.

"I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender

by Bender22 November 30, 2006

Bender

1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.

2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.

3. A character on the TV show Futurama.

1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.

2. Are you really a bender?

3. KILL ALL HUMANS!

by ..WiL May 21, 2005

bender

An alcoholic binge that at least lasts an entire week but can go on for months.

Note: This is not a "2 beers every night event." Every night must result in broken furniture, blacking out, or waking up in a puddle of your own piss and puke. This is not for the weak and wary. Only those who can truly rock out can handle this.

1. Tuesday night commemorates my crossing from an unproductive drunken week to a full fledged bender.

2. Come over tonight. I picked up some Vladdy, I can't break the streak of my two week long bender.

by gdk2007 August 08, 2005

Bender

An English slang term for homosexual. Used as an epithet for a male who is bent over.

Oi look at that poof Dominic, he's a right bender.

by St0machW0rm December 25, 2020

bender

Bender, a drunkfest that lasts from at least 4 days to 2 weeks, possibly more. Not the character from Futurama, not a gay dude, leave it alone you homophobes.

I went on a bender instead of studyign for finals

by Matt4211 April 28, 2006