benchode

The Gujarati and Hindi word for sister fucker. The prefix "ben" means sister and the suffix "chode" means to fuck.

Dude, don't be such a benchode.

by aakash1120 January 27, 2009

bench sitting

Leisure activity unique to University of Mary Washington students where one or more students observe the activities and/or listen to the conversations of others while sitting on a campus walk bench. It is common for those participating in bench sitting to point and laugh at those whom they are observing. Bench sitting can also be used to observe UMW squirrels.

Not to be confused with "sitting on a bench."

"Two UMW students were bench sitting and watched as a girl nearly walked into a trash can. They pointed and laughed at her."

by Dontknowwhatmynameis April 14, 2008

Bench Dome

Noun: Getting a blow job on a bench in a public park.

Guy 1: Bro what'd you do last night?

Guy 2: Got some filthy bench dome in the park down the road.

Guy 1: You're my hero!

by DC_BROTHA October 5, 2012

benchsquad

A group of useless players on any given basketball team who do nothing except waste oxygen and airball layups, but during their games have an abnormally funny sense of humor. Given humor is usually directed at each other, starters, the coach, or fat people.

Coach: Benchsquad! Pay attention to the game and stop messing around!

by MATT SLIPS February 13, 2014

Hot Bench

Shitting your pants while seated. Often as the result of an urgent need to defecate but not heeding the seriousness of your body's cry, thinking you can hold it or reluctancy to use public facilities.

Ate some bad Mexican food last night and wound up sitting on the Hot Bench in class this afternoon!

by loosestool October 18, 2017

Benchinator

A person with the ability to bench weights that far exceed the everyday gym beast. Does not require any warm-up or nutrition to aid the benching ability.

They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!

Did you see joe groves bench??? Seriously man, he is the Benchinator!!

Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....

by s_k123 May 14, 2015

Benchmarked

1. To be injured in a single, obviously painful, incident.
2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.

Upon seeing a wrestling move go painfully awry
"Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him."

"I asked her out but she just slapped me"
"Benchmarked!"

by d_to_the_m_an December 18, 2009