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Belgian Saladbowl V.2

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When a male takes lettuce, spinach, and other favorable salad ingredients and inserts them into a females butt. Then, covering his penis with Thousand Island dressing he begins to have sex with her doggy style until it's the man finishes, upon this the man takes a salad bowl and fills it with the Salad and forces the female to eat it.
Bob gave Devlin a Belgian Saladbowl V.2, that bitch ate it all.
by jef-f June 7, 2011
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The term Belgian Standards (often abbreviated as BS) originally referred to the relatively lower standards of attractiveness to which American expatriates held their compatriots while living abroad. The Belgian Standard has been colloquially dubbed "the expat's beer goggles" in reference to poor sexual decisions expatriates frequently make under its influence.

Another common reference to Belgian Standards is the Belgian Ultimatum, similar to the Desert Island Ultimatum in which one person asks another if they would sleep with a member of the opposite sex when stranded on a desert island with no other options. However, in the Belgian Ultimatum, the proposed scenario is generally used as a more subtle technique to suss out whom an individual would sleep with if they had to lower their standards substantially, but still retained a nominal modicum of selectivity.

An often-confused similar term, British Standards, denotes the opposite phenomenon, in which Americans living abroad begin to hold their American peers to higher standards based on the relatively higher attractiveness of the native inhabitants of the foreign country in which they live. In such cases, the so-called All-American moral values of the opposite sex simply do not cut it and fail to substantially improve the attractiveness of fellow expatriates.
"He might be autistic and from Iowa, but against Belgian Standards he's looking pretty good."
by Someone hook up already July 5, 2006
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A sandwhich that has been cummed on by accident.
So I was watching a porno with three friends, and I took a bite of the sandwhich, and this horrible taste filled my mouth. I'd just eaten a Belgian Sandwhich. Curse my quick friends.
by somefuckingguycappishe December 14, 2008
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A sandwhich that has been cummed on by accident.
So I was watching a porno with some friends, and I took a bite of the sandwhich, and this horrible taste filled my mouth. I'd just eaten a Belgian Sandwhich. Curse my quick friends.
by wtfthatdunno December 14, 2008
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thick belgian style

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Thick and fluffy original sperm recipe
by Yesdaddypls May 10, 2018
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Belgian Shakedown

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Similar to a "soggy waffle" but more intimate: girl gives blowjob while making waffles and shakes the spunk on a waffle like powdered sugar, tops with a strawberry and eats it.
Bitch betta have my Belgian Shakedown down
by tigerbloodsheenteam July 22, 2011
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belgian stuffing

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Going so balls deep that you literally insert your balls into her.
Oh man, I went so hard last night I accidentally gave her a belgian stuffing.
by Timpster October 22, 2015
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