Mommy Blogging

v. A new mother's unfortunate need to talk endlessly about their new children despite the fact that no one actually cares. Updates and pictures and stories are plastered all over social media. Can continue indefinitely and is not limited to only new mothers and their babies, but that is what is most common.

Jane: This is Tommy playing with his blocks! So cute! I'm so blessed!
Carol: This is the tenth picture you've posted of your kid in an hour, stop with the mommy blogging already!

by BallisticWeasel September 20, 2013

beg-puss (begging the puss)

Adjective

1
beg-puss: A desperate male that exudes desperation
(craving the puss). He is likely to throw cock at puss at any given opportunity, with no shame what-soever.

2
begging the puss; A shameless individual displaying extreme desperation
to get the 'puss'

Beg-puss (Begging the puss)
Example 1:

Mark: Did you see how Paul was going on last night?
Dave: Yea he was going on like a proper 'beg-puss'.

Example 2:

Sharon: Mary, Your man wouldn't leave me alone last

night. He wouldn't stop begging the puss.

Mary: What you calling my man a beg-puss?

by Side-parted biff and Sik human July 15, 2014

begging dragon

When a man or a woman, is on their knees, ready to commence an act of fellatio on a male. They swill whiskey in their mouth and proceed with the act. Once the deed is done, the whiskey and sex waste is then blown from the mouth into a naked flame like a fire breather. Hence Begging Dragon.

Giver: I'm going to do the Begging Dragon.

Receiver: I'll get the lighter.

by DragonRider99 April 6, 2017

bag-begging

Attempting to lock down cocaine through begging, because you don't yet have it (or have enough). Either to purchase or mooch.

Yo I wanna do some yoda but I don't feel like bag-begging my friends anymore. Guess I'll get a Four Loko instead.

by top pimp July 30, 2010

Begging

When you realize your boss was right and you were wrong and the only right thing to do is get on your hands and knees, apologize like never before, kiss his feet and promise to never doubt him again.

The employee got on his hands and knees and as he was kissing his boss’ feet he begged “Please boss, please sir, forgive me for ever questioning you” to which the boss responded “So you’ll always obey me now?” and the employee said “Yes sir! I will never disobey you again sir!” as he continued begging and kissing the feet of the top dog.

by truedefinition1980 November 5, 2020

begging the comment

1. A social networker who comments on other users' profiles; his/her only intention, however, is to entice that user to comment on his/her profile.
2. A social networker that unabashadly asks other users to comment on his/her profile.
3. A pun of the phrase "begging the question", used to describe a logical fallacy.

1. Grendal sent me a message on my MySpace, but I'm sure she's just begging the comment.
2. OMG, you should look at my page and comment my new pics. You haven't left me a comment in ages! Comment comment comment, or I'll kill myself! Why haven't you commented, yet?

by Lindee August 25, 2007

belongings

Items possessed by one who owns them

These are my belongings...where are yours?

by Jessica (A Beautiful Mind) May 21, 2008