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belfast breakfast

(Irish slang)

the act of wedging a pipe bomb, molotov cocktail, or other homemade incendiary device into the anal cavity of a loyalist.

the Belfast Breakfast originated in the 1920s as an IRA torture and/or revenge method, not as wedging a pipebomb directly into the anal cavity, but rather dousing a loyalist's pants in whiskey and lighting, followed by uproarious drunken brogue laughter. It quickly evolved and spread to other guerrilla groups, and was even mentioned in Eli Roth's short animated series, "the Rotten Fruit."
Banandar: "I'd love to shove a pipe bomb up their arses... give 'em a real belfast breakfast"
by Wild Drunken Bill August 7, 2007
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belfast six pack

The act of shooting someone in both elbows, knees, and ankles. The person shot will usually black out after the first couple shots, but after coming out of shock the pain will be unbearable. People who are given the belfast six pack usually deserve it.
I fucked that guy up and gave him a belfast six pack.
by IrishGannngstar July 2, 2009
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Belfast

Capital City Of Northern Ireland

Integral Part Of The United Kingdom

Is Where The Titanic Was Built

It Actually Has One Of The Lowest Crime Rates In U.K. According To Government Statistics.

Good Things
Ulster Fries.
Limited street crime.
Norn Iron accents.
Drinking culture.
The take-no-prisoners, take no crap, black sense of humour

Bowelling, a unique mixture of personal abuse, sarcasm and surrealism which only Scousers will understand. Or tolerate. Just don't take it personally.
Strangers joining in in your conversations.
Mild anglophobia. All-pervading ugliness that drives tourists away and allows the bars to remain habitable for locals. No Oirish Bars here

Bad Things
Almost everyone supports Liverpool or Man united. Boo.
That all-pervading ugliness. What the Luftwaffe and terrorism couldn't manage, the Planning Service have.
The Kaliningrad-like destruction of a once-proud city.
Bloody stupid sectarianism, which is probably as bad as you've heard it is

One Of The Worst Regions In The U.K For Racism & Zero Tolerances On Non Indiginious Folk
Welcome To Belfast

We Don't Want No
Asylum Seekers,
Ethnic Minorities or
Illegal Immigrants.

We Have Enough Of Our Own Problems Here
by North Of The Border October 18, 2004
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Belfast tash

The prepubescent facial hair (sub-nasal) of one originating from the greater Belfast area. Usually a sportswear enthusiast (i.e "Kappa leek")
"I say! Is that young fellows upper lip dirty?"
"No you ballbag, it's a Belfast tash leek your ma's last night - Yeeeeooooow Up the UTP!!"
by Sen John Stone August 3, 2006
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Belfast

The most fantastic place in the world, with the friendly-est people! it's not as bad as people make out1 :))
Oh I wish I was in belfast !
by lip-gloss May 13, 2005
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belfast

Capital of " norn iron " very sectarian but it rocks. The walls of the police buildings are 20 feet high with spikes around the top and they drive around in big tanks, the peelers that is. The walls are covered in murals and the people talk their own verson of english. Very poor politiians. Is split into north, south, east and west belfast.Oh yeh and it is the natural habitat for spides and millies.
I'm from norn iron come 'ere i'll beat ur bollocks in.
by dead butterflies March 10, 2005
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