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bejesus

1. A small fictitious organ, often visible, found in the left shoulder of immature humans (children and some adults).
2. An exclamation of surprise, likely when one has been scared or startled. Induced by the bejesus leaping out of the body and sometimes running away in fear.
John: Your bejesus is showing.
Harold: Aw, crap - not again!

Bob: You scared the bejesus out of me!
Carl: It went over there.
by Nag Romius June 1, 2009
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the thing or state of being that we know and yet do not know, fear and yet do not fear.
I knew he wanted to slap the bejesus out of me for that comment, but I didn't care.
by georgia July 24, 2003
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A term old people use to describe how messed up they got after smoking "the weed".
I smoked the bejesus out of me.
by Ranger Dick September 27, 2005
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the ability to comprehend what one sees
my brother beat the bejesus out of me
by Ben June 12, 2003
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Elements of personal awareness, sense of being, composure; 2 fear of god, spiritual anxiety
The first time I saw that lady's stare it spooked the bejesus out of me, I mean I almost lost a load!
by T Hull of O August 26, 2003
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Oh my starts would you look at that,he has a heart of gold 100% benjesus

Hey! Benjesushow's life treating you
by Benjesus stan June 25, 2017
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