Drew Behrens

a name for anybody that is a great college football kicker. You can only earn this nickname by not gettin redshirted and being super amazing at everything you do.

Grayslake Central's kicker is such a Drew Behrens

by AugieFball January 4, 2010

jan ole behrens

He is a very 1337 person. u know what i mean. drives a bike. takes the train. loves to ride the train. but has ´1337 h0m3p4g30rz. v3ry g33k.

Look at this n3rd! thats j-o-b!! i love him.

by anonymous May 23, 2003

Keith Behrend

Another word for a Faggot (or sex offender) who lures little boys into his apartment using his oddly small chode and then proceeds to hypnotize them. Keith Behrend's are awful people with 3 inch dicks and asian boy fever.

Lucy: I was at the park with little Tommy the other day and a Keith Behrend abducted him using his wierd genitalia!

Todd: Ah Lucy don't worry he's just a faggot!

by timbone December 17, 2008

Behrens

Someone who's only purpose is to take advantage of a unsuspecting innocent females. This person is highly skilled in the art of deception and trickery. There should be caution if approached and never stare directly into the eyes of this person. If eyes are locked, a wave of energy emits, plaguing you with any past chimo or perv experiences you've had to endure at a younger age. This makes your entire lower body paralyzed and somehow your pants and pulled down while the person is no where to be found.

"Did you hear on the news, we need to be on the look out for Behrens. They said that all females need to excise extreme caution until police find this predator."

by watsonworld February 20, 2014

befrenemy

When a friend of yours befriends your enemy.

An Adam loves to make friends with my enemy. Especially if he knows I hate someone or they hate me he'll make them best friends rub it in,an when the two of us sent getting along he will most definitely be chillin with the enemy.making Adam a befrenemy

by Gangsta wayz January 1, 2018

Behrens Theory

Any female at the age of 16 and up under the height of 5'3 has relatively bigger thighs, an automatic dumpy, and possibly bigger breasts than the average other woman.

Behrens Theory is Geometry.

by Simply Behren July 25, 2022

Befrenemy

when someone has an ulterior motive for being your friend making that person therefore they are your befremeny

Bob has a new Corvette Steve wants to drive his Corvette to take out his girl Lydia he doesn't really like you but he's going to act like your befrenemy so he can borrow your car

by Robbin Hoodlum August 2, 2022