beerbells

What you use to strengthen your arms 12 ounces at a time

Samantha: Hey Joe! Looks like you've been working out. What's your secret?

Joe: I exercise daily using my Schlitz beerbells

by realmccoy420 October 8, 2010

beerbongjohn

Beerbongjohn is a popular tiktok creator, who loves to point out how much he goes to the gym and showcase his glorious beard every chance he gets. He can't get enough fish content and loves his sister for bringing it into his life. karalynndunton & ashleybythesea are obviously superior creators who take pity on him & supply him with his much loved fish content. Their fans also rock.

beerbongjohn loves fish content so much.
Fish content is his whole life.

by Uknowitsfunny. March 15, 2020

beerble

the bubble that forms at the mouth of a beer can.

Tessa was unable to drink her Natty Light because she viewed the beerble as an impenetrable barrier keeping her from its cheap, watery glory.

by Tessa Anna March 5, 2008

beerham

When you eat someone out and it tastes like beer and ham.

Slut 1: yes daddy!
Daddy: Yo, you're such a beerham!
Slut 1: F*ck you sayin' lil' bitch, I'm fresh as f*ck

by Daddy_Boi March 19, 2018

beereal

A bowl of cereal which uses beer as a lubricating agent instead of the standard, milk.

Oh man, I am so hung over.
It's cool bro, just have some beereal.
Wow, I really did not think that would fix my hangover, but it did!
*pounds fist*

by M.C. Fresher April 24, 2008

BeerCat

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:

*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.

by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010

Beergatory

The point during a night of drinking alcohol when one is caught between drunkeness and sleepyness. One must make the decision to rally and continue drinking or wave the white flag of surrender aka be a bitch and pass out.

Kyle: "Dude I'm in serious Beergatory right now"
Nate: "Rally time Bitch" *hands Kyle a PBR*

Taco Bell Drive Through Lady: "What would you like tonight"
Marlowe: "Not sure yet, we have a few people in Beergatory here"

by Ceasar's Palace May 15, 2011