Beemer

Spanish speaking person born in Spain, Mexico, and South America, usually annoying regardless of where they were born and raised

That Beemer might be from Mexico because he speaks Spanish, then again he might be from South America

by Notreallyracist April 14, 2019

Beemer Bitch

a hot sexy bitch who drives a beemer.

Everyone stops and stares when the beemer bitch drives by.

by DSmf September 10, 2007

Beemer'in

the art of taking 3 hours to complete a 5 minute task

The new guy got his butt chewed by GS for beemer'in his morning reports.

by Ricky Yoyo December 29, 2011

beemer complex

Noun. A condition inherent to drivers of BMW automobiles, causing them to overtake the fast lane of any road, and often in a belligerent, arrogant, pushy and assholish manner.

The moment he sat behind the wheel of the E21, Davenport began to feel the onset of what several Behaviorists have dubbed 'beemer complex.'

by James Hoffa Lincoln October 9, 2014

Beemer weiner

To be drive by cock slapped. Or hit in the head with a cock from a passing by car.

Yeah dude i was jogging down the road and i got beemer weinered.

by Michelle Kensington March 11, 2010

Beemer Bitch

Anyone who bought, owns, drives, or as anything to say about BMWs other than how anyone who buys, owns or drives one is a pretentious asshole.

Bet you little Beemer Bitches flip your collars on your shirts up, too.

Yeah, you're really cool now. Really. You are.

Fucktard.

by 6_Qubed August 29, 2007

beemer squirt

Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand

The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.

by Walt Samuels November 27, 2006