Bed bugs text

(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.

The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.

Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

Bed Bugs

A term for sexually transmitted diseases for candid discussion or to refer STD's humerously

If you're going to have sex with Herpe Helen who has 6 kids with 8 possible fathers, wear a (rubber) so the bed bugs don't bite

by Reverend Jake October 27, 2009

Bed Bugs

generally the STD known as crabs, but can be used to define any other kind of STD.

"Hey man, check out that fine-ass chick!"

"Nah bro, don't touch her. That bitch got some bed bugs."

by Jakeass8 May 17, 2009

bedbug

a friend with benefits in a relationship that ruins your credit or abuses you financially.

When he/she lost their job, sooner or later I knew that the relationship I was in was going to turn him/her into a bedbug.

by citychic12 October 2, 2009

Bedbug people

People who look as if they have bedbugs; i.e. Dumpster dwellers, people who sell crack to middle schoolers behind the King Soopers. Frequently seen scratching crust from their ears and examining it. If they asked you for a job application, you would wash your hands.

"Hey, did you see that guy that came in here? Totally bedbug people, I need a bath after being within 10 feet of him."

by SilverMiner December 5, 2016

bed bugs

it's the feeling that you get at night when you have bugs crawling inside your ear to lay eggs in your brain. fun eh?

for example the other day i was sleeping in a dismle cave out in the forest. i wake to feel a weird itching in my ear and a spider comes out. so i beat the shit out of it and piss on it's remains. after a few weeks i was acting stupider than usual so to the doctor i went. he said i had baby spider eggs in my brain and were going to come out of my ear in a few days. a few days later...they finally came and it was odd. the spiders had my looks so i could tell i was the father, but at the end i was used and left by another women. :(

by DICK BLANCO March 2, 2004

Bedbug Chaser

One who sleeps around.

"He's a bedbug chaser; A modern casanova."

by LElikeyoumeanit December 17, 2009