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Beating Around The Bush

N. When a person (TWEEKER) prefers to masturbate when there is a WILLING SEX PARTNER in THE room, or adjacent rooms.
All these bitches out here and ol' Stinky's in his room BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!
by Dumper Dave December 3, 2019
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don't beat around the bush

Meaning: Get staight to the point.
Origin: This saying originated in the 15th century when men started using it to describe that they souldn't masterbate or "beat" when a "bush" or vagina is around. Instead, they should just "get to the point" and have sexual intercousre.
Bob: "Well ... I kinda ... maybe ... sorta ..."
Jim: "Don't beat around the bush and just tell me!"
Jon: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Josh: "True that!"
by Someguy2008 January 14, 2009
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Beating behind the bush

Where has Harley gone?

Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.
by Ring pirate November 10, 2018
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Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.
Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!
by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020
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Beating off behind the bush

Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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Beating around the bush

When you want your girl to admit to something so before sex you start asking her questions while slapping ya dick on her hairy clit. Girls will crack to this interrogation method. If not, just stop and walk away.
My girl didn't text me back all night so I was beating around the bush until she was about to cum and then I stopped, she told me she was passed out with a whole pizza.
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