beershitilitis

the act of shitting after mass consumption of beer. it has the consistency of a pudding like substance that excretes from the butthole. colors may vary from a light burnt orange to a dark, tar like color.

T.T had a bad case of BEERSHITILITIS following a heavy nite of drinking 'stones.

by clayton, tom, erik September 18, 2006

bearsuit

The pj's that a mans wife or girlfriend wears to bed if she doesn't want to have sex. Like an all flannel outfit or fat pants.

Husband says to him self, " I can see the wife has her bearsuit on again. Looks like more masterbating for me tonight."

by Alfred Blowbaum January 22, 2014

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"

by Max and Stevens December 26, 2011

bear shit

To shit a lot of berries and salmon

Bear shit was coming out of my ass all night after that party.

by Ningles February 20, 2009

bearsitos

Gummy bear flavored kisses.

Mmm, bearsitos. Gimme some of those gummy bears.

by Jules87 July 15, 2018

beatshit

a vehicle beat to shit.

one of those cars on the cash for clunkers commercials.

pretty much anything beat to shit.

guy 1: look at that piece of shit Toyota!

guy 2: that's one beatshit car.

by Jax Cannon December 1, 2010

bearsht

Someone who has a large appetite and will eat anything put in front off them.

Ann is such a bearsht, she ate 3 full chickens a kilo bag of potatos and 2 full chocolate cakes last night! She said they were stunning!

by princesstipitoes February 24, 2013