Beardbanging

Similar to headbanging, but with two main differences.

a: instead of long hair, you must have a beard at least 10inches long.
2:Banging the head in a side to side motion, rather than a forward and back motion.( the chest of the beardbanger would otherwise get in the way of said banging beard)

Headbanging is so out, beardbanging is in

by Alsastar May 5, 2011

beardscape

the act of keeping ones awesome beard neat, tidy, glorious, full of greatness that the Gods Odin, Zeus and Thor would tremble in its epicness.

I think I need to beardscape this weekend because I am starting to look like Chewbacca.

by beardster December 16, 2011

Beardsen Backles

The nickname given to Jensen Ackles with a beard.

Beardsen Backles looks good today! I hope he never shaves.

by OmgWhyAreAllThePseudonymsTaken May 14, 2021

beardtan

Bangtan boys, with beards.

Jin: What do you call bangtan with beards?

Yoongi: No... Don't do this!

...
Jin:BEARDTAN *WINDSCREEN LAUGH*

by daddyjiminslut May 21, 2018

beardman

A man with a well trimmed hipster beard, generally believed to be grown out of weed.

I saw Beardman today. He must've been smoking his beard because he was high as shit

by Scooyb September 21, 2014

The beansman

The lad with total control of the beans and all of bean kind - ©beans2009

Wow, did you see that guy?
Yeah he's The beansman

by FargoneBeans August 31, 2017

Mark Boardman

the one and only milf from the hit band lovejoy, sure he’s ginger but that doesn’t take away from his milfing power

“did you see that Mark boardman from the hit band lovejoy, he’s everyone’s favourite milf”

by Neo_535 May 4, 2023