Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.
by josh@rootpoot November 19, 2003
Get the Unix beard mug.Woah man, you're like a modern day George-Yogi Bear-Edwards when you refuse alcohol and stand up for justice!
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The Rainbow Bondage Bear also known as the RBB is a sign proving larry stylinson, which is the ship of harry styles and louis tomlinson. Legend has it the two boys dress up the bear in various ways, and has blue and green foot stickers giving moods. The two have claimed they have never seen the RBB which may be the biggest lie in the world due to the fact, there are pictures of the boys and the bears together.
by *cries in larry is real* July 23, 2018
Get the Rainbow bondage bear mug.Keep poking that bear douche. One day you will be face to face with that bear and nothing will save you.
by Sgt Hack November 11, 2021
Get the Bear douche mug.A vicious creature that lives in the ocean and attacks campers. Here are some rules to follow to prevent attracting these beasts:
1. Don't play the clarinet poorly.
2. Don't wave an active flashlight back and forth. (Flashlights are considered natural prey.)
3. Don't stomp around; they take it as a challenge.
4. Don't eat cheese. (Cubed. Sliced is just fine.)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. NEVER, EVER, EVER, SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE.
9. In the event of an attack, do not run. They are agitated by it and will seize the opportunity to attack again.
10. Do not limp, either. They hate that even more than running.
In the event you detect a nearby sea bear, or otherwise feel unsure you are located in sea bear territory, draw a perfect circle in the sand, sit in the middle, and wait for the danger to pass. An oval is not sufficient.
1. Don't play the clarinet poorly.
2. Don't wave an active flashlight back and forth. (Flashlights are considered natural prey.)
3. Don't stomp around; they take it as a challenge.
4. Don't eat cheese. (Cubed. Sliced is just fine.)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. NEVER, EVER, EVER, SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE.
9. In the event of an attack, do not run. They are agitated by it and will seize the opportunity to attack again.
10. Do not limp, either. They hate that even more than running.
In the event you detect a nearby sea bear, or otherwise feel unsure you are located in sea bear territory, draw a perfect circle in the sand, sit in the middle, and wait for the danger to pass. An oval is not sufficient.
Whether or not the sea bear exists is up for debate, as only one person is known to have survived a sea bear attack. (Witnesses claim he was incompetent enough to try all known ways to attract a sea bear.)
by Intelligence001 February 6, 2017
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The word has originated from a fable by Jean de La Fontaine where a bear tries to helps his master in chasing a fly away from his face by throwing a boulder at his master, and killing him in the process.
Example: If you do someone's homework you do them a bear favor. You do them a favor, but in the end they haven't learned anything.
The word has originated from a fable by Jean de La Fontaine where a bear tries to helps his master in chasing a fly away from his face by throwing a boulder at his master, and killing him in the process.
Example: If you do someone's homework you do them a bear favor. You do them a favor, but in the end they haven't learned anything.
by Ghost Tartar October 20, 2014
Get the Bear favor mug.The term Shizzly bear, or simply Shizzly is a euphemism for anything related to poo or pooing in the wilderness. First, the root/prefix of shizz is a standard urban reference used as a generic replacement for the word shit. When completed with 'ly and bear, it creates a natural wilderness reference similar to Grizzly bear. Together, shizz and -ly bear frame a subtle and humorous way to conjure a corny laugh from you friends while engaged in wilderness activities. This assumes your friends understand a basic hip-hop culture reference, of course. It's common for the reference to completely go over someone's head and catch up to them at a later point when they laugh out loud (lol). Because of that subtle elegance, this word offers similar humor opportunities to the word turdle. It's great with the appropriate timing but quickly becomes un-funny when over used. Please quit after the first laugh to avoid burning it out.
Shhh.. -fart-
Did you hear that? I think I heard a Shizzly bear.
Or if you have to crap in the woods, simply announce to your friends "Hey, I think the Shizzly bears are closing in"
Did you hear that? I think I heard a Shizzly bear.
Or if you have to crap in the woods, simply announce to your friends "Hey, I think the Shizzly bears are closing in"
by L.Dub October 22, 2012
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