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Bazinga Brain

A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.

Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.

Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?

Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead

normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.

Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop

normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....

Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
by Vespr June 30, 2022
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Bazinga

A catchy phrase to accompany your clever pranks.

As popularized by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory).
I just replaced your toothpaste with denture cream. Bazinga!
by SheldonCooper May 23, 2009
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bajongle

Yo dude get a lawnmower or something cause u got a really bad bajongle.
by Bajonglenator January 11, 2009
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Bacongrounds

Bacongrounds is a man who plays roblox and he's pretty bad at it.

You won't really beleive how bad he is at roblox and roblox isnt even a good game anyways, its trash why cant he just play good games like league or smash or something he's a child
Ruben: Bacongrounds sucks
Storm: yeah
bacongrounds: NOOOO
by bacongrounds November 10, 2020
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bazongas

that girl sure has big bazongas
by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003
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Bazinga

A word used to show you condolences.
My parents are getting divorced

Bazinga!
by JasonDoyal22211 October 13, 2019
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Bazangees

Another word for describing a womans breasts.
usually large and perfectly defined
'Awh man, check out the Bazangees on that bird"

Carol; ' My Bazangees are sore today'
by KingBazango December 17, 2011
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