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basteo

This word has no particular meaning, but it has several uses. Some guy on tik tok "the scumbag dad" made it and it's really just used to critique someone's method of doing things.
Tiktoker: "So this is how you..."
The scumbag dad: "Actually no you're doing it wrong there's no Basteo.
by Wordkeyholder November 20, 2022
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Basten Brained

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments
Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*
by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021
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basteo

A word used for several purposes, usually all intended to criticize someone else on their methods for making something. The word was created by "thescumbagdad," a tik tok creator who used this term so often, that it's becoming used among other creators and platforms.
MATT: "Let's first knead this dough."
thescumbagdad: "No you can't do that, it will burn all the basteo."
by Dekmis November 20, 2022
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Well Basted

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.
Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
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Baster

A man whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.
Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !
by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013
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bastet

The Egyptian goddess of household protection. Takes on the form of a cat or a woman with a cats' head.
I named my new kitten after Bastet the Egyptian goddess
by Kian Lynx September 29, 2003
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Sandwich-Baste

The act of eating a sandwich whilst masturbating. Also known as 'SB'
mac: 'hey Gilly what you up to tonight'
Gilly: 'i think im gonna go home and have a sandwich-baste'
by Baste Master July 7, 2010
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