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Batwing

The art of delicately draping one's ballsack on someone by gently spreading each testicle and slowly laying them down on their face. Think of it as an advanced t-bag.
Jeffery passed out so I gave him the batwing
by Heyzeus January 14, 2015
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batwing

When a girl grabs your ball sack with two hands and stretches your testicle skin thin like a bat wing. She then and covers her nose and mouth with the wing like appendage.
My girlfriend always likes to lick my balls but tonight she gave me a batwing and it felt great!
by sir crank alot December 17, 2019
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batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.
Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....
by cdarucci July 10, 2011
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batwing shot

A body shot that is done out of the scrotum.
Holy shit! Did that drunk bitch just do a batwing shot!?!
by Jesticlez February 24, 2010
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Batwing Teabag

When man appoaches woman, stretches out testicles and ever so gingerly drapes them over his lovers face. Dipping both taint and nutball into her mouth
Damn was she a trooper as I batwing teabagged her. She was smiling with such sluttiness.
by thmsmcgr February 25, 2009
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Batwing 69

When two males are 69’ing and take the scrotom of each other and draw them out to make “bat wings” over each other’s eye’s.
Hey man, I walked in on these two dudes doing the batwing 69 last night.”
by Mevestanning February 27, 2020
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Batwing Suit

When ones Batwings are so severely stretched and stuck to the inner thigh, they have the ability to allow a man to leap from a fixed object and have their moistened, stretched testicles provide enough surface tension to power flight much like a traditional wingsuit.
His Batwings are so pronounced, he was able create a Batwing Suit and comfortably sail down the mountain using only his testicles to keep him aloft .
by Mr Fancypants March 12, 2019
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