Battleship

Two guys masturbate while facing each other. Both guys simultaneously ejaculate on each other causing a blast and splash.

Bobby and his lover like to battleship once and awhile after a hard days work.

by Idontthinkso February 18, 2014

battleship

AS a verb, battleshipping refers to hooking up with all of the members of a particular entity. That can be as few as two for a dorm room or 500 for an entire dorm with everything in between. Generally used to refer to a house or apartment but any situation where all people involved are connected (does not have to apply to the battleshipper) is acceptable. Can either be seen as an accomplishment (generally for a male battleshipper) or as a warning to avoid (generally for a female battleshipper). Once the last member of the battleship has been "destroyed" the battleship is deemed sunk.

See that house over there? I totally battleshipped it last year. Those girls are complete sluts, one even let my buddy and I eifel tower her while her roomate took a picture!

Dude, stay away from that girl, she battleshipped my buddy's apartment last year.

Guy "So far i've banged Lindsey, gotten a blowjob from Rebecca, and tea bagged Jennifer."

Friend "Don't they all live together with Julie?"

Guy "Yeah, once i fuck her in the ass i'll have sunk the battleship"

by Sir Chris August 29, 2006

battleship

(n.) A female who is currently in a relationship and goes out to a venue known primarily for single people where she is simply there to sink your pride, your wallet, and your time.

As the night went on, I found out that cute girl I was talking to was a battleship. Man, I was sunk.

by ThatsRicci August 21, 2007

Battleship

Secret code used by people in Ohio to discreetly talk about marijuana use. Several terms from the popular board game are used in the code such as Carrier, Battleship, Submarine, Destroyer, Patrol Boat, Hit, and Miss.

Sorry guys I gotta go play a game of battleship with my dad.

by N.H.Keys January 19, 2016

Battleship

Where you lie in the bathtub buck naked and your girlfriend blows the shit out of you.

Mark and Melissa played battleship. Mark clearly won.

by easyriderpussypunch January 13, 2015

Battleship

A game you play while shitting. You poop out a long turd and than try to split it in half with the remaining poop in your body.

Man I really let that shit have it. I sunk the battleship with a line of shrimp poppers!

by Poop Master Killah April 20, 2006

turkish battleship

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

by Mausermania May 17, 2018