bat cave
Its really pretty simple actually. First you must defacate in the mouth of your partner. They should then smear it all over their face making it look brown and bumpy like a cliffside. Next, proceed to ejaculate in and around their mouth. As they continue to hold their mouth open like a cave opening, the jizz will give it the stalactites to hang from the ceiling.
bat cave by hillbilly t March 10, 2009
bat cave
the crotch area of a baggy pair of jeans, referring specifically to the wide open space where your nuts are free to dangle.
dude, skinny jeans suck ass. you've got your nuts all squished up in your skinny jeans, while my nuts are living in the fucking bat cave!
bat cave by freeballer1234 April 28, 2009
bat cave
bat cave by Cockulous and Testocules April 24, 2009
bat cave
Bat-cave
Jack1: Where's Joe Blogs?
Jack2: He's in the "bat-cave". He might be a while, he had some wank-fodderand starters in hand.
Jack2: He's in the "bat-cave". He might be a while, he had some wank-fodderand starters in hand.
Bat-cave by Mickydee26 October 13, 2008
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