Bassoon 

a medieval device used to torture humans, pinata's and donkeys, causing severe bleeding of the ears.

I went to a Community Band concert the other day, the triangle, slidewhistle, vuvuzela were excellent, but some one broke out the Bassoon and my ears started bleeding.

Bassoon by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyor December 27, 2010

Bassoon 

A double reed instrument that looks like a bong crossed with a circumcised penis. You can put a balloon over the bore for the full effect.

Ohh, do it again! Your bassoon is sssoooo long!

Bassoon by Mr. Instrument June 21, 2008

bassoon 

An incredibly expensive instrument that makes a noise equivalent to a trombone mouthpiece. It is probably the least important instrument in the band.

I could play the bassoon part on my mouthpiece, and the directer wouldn't know the difference.

I thought someone killed a duck, but it was just a bassoon behind me.

bassoon by Booooooooooob November 14, 2007

Bassoon 

Thick wooden stick you blow into

Damn thats one thick wooden stick- a friend

Signed- Bassoonist

Bassoon by Thickwoodenstick January 12, 2020

Bassoon 

a fatter and larger type of a recorder.
makes a sound of "soooooooooooon" when you blow into it.
used by some smartbutts

Robert plays the Bassoon and is propelled throughout New York by the fart blowed into the bassoon

Bassoon by A NONBEGO PERSON January 20, 2020

Bassoon 

Large woodwind instrument in an orchestra that no one knows about because even the conductor forgets that it exists . may be mistaken as;

a potato launcher
a bazooka, for someone with bad eyesight
a violin, for someone with VERY bad eyesight
fire wood, for a rich person
a bass clarinet
a large flute
a big oboe

conductor during a presentation of the instruments;
-i present to you the instruments in the wind orchestra
the flutes, the clarinets, the bass clarinet, ..., the alto and tenor saxophones, the french horns, the trumpets, the trombones, the euphonium, the tuba and the bass.

Me, a bassoonist; You forgot me! it's the third time this week!

Bassoon by can't find me May 1, 2022

Bassoon 

The bassoon fucking sucks. It is the worst instrument ever.

Ew..why is Ayla playing the bassoon?

Bassoon by Jayyythickness December 6, 2022