The romance between two members of band Take That; Gary Barlow and Mark Owen. Any fan is thoroughly convinced of Barlowen existing.
Person One: 'When Gary And Mark shared the microphone the other day, it was so cute'
Person Two: 'I know, such a Barlowen moment.'
Person Two: 'I know, such a Barlowen moment.'
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The fucking worst place in the world. Nobody likes anyone. Nothing happens. 1 or 2 fights per year. 10 non white kids per grade if you're lucky. Shitty ass walls that looks like someone painted it all pink, then shit and pissed on the whole thing.
by Fuck_Connecticut May 12, 2016
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by Jessica January 5, 2005
Get the barlowgirl mug.A small measure of an alcoholic drink, most noteably half a pint. Named after the Coronation Street character who only drinks half pints of beer. Used mainly in a mocking/banter way between young groups of males. Can also refered to simply as a 'ken'.
by James Graley July 6, 2007
Get the ken barlow mug.This is an angel that is featured in many myths from the 21st Century. It's frequently used to describe incredibly attractive young men who sing in Alternative Rock bands.
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by YaahYaahYaaah July 15, 2010
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1. The act of shafting people in the queue without seeming like a total twat when the bartender forgets that you're at the back of the queue and asks you what you want. This is done by turning to one of the people next to you and saying "This person was here before me." to the bartender thus shafting everybody else and looking like a saint to the bartender and the person next to you. This is called barlowing because it is the moral equivalent of making a song for charity and performing tax evasion.
2. A manoeuvre that allows you to get to the front of a bar queue when one of the people in front of you leave and the person next to you is also contending to get that space. This is done by preventing the leaving man from turning to face you and can be performed in this step by step procedure:
Step 1: Form a barrier between the leaver and the bar's exit. This is commonly done by putting your hand on the bar while facing the leaver. This will cause him to turn the other way.
Step 2: If the leaver turns too far away, the "opponent" will still have a decent chance of getting that space. This can be prevented by putting your other hand on the bar, and then sliding in when the leaver starts to leave.
This is called barlowing because while it is usually considered rude to turn your back on somebody, you'll be thinking "I want your back for good."
1. The act of shafting people in the queue without seeming like a total twat when the bartender forgets that you're at the back of the queue and asks you what you want. This is done by turning to one of the people next to you and saying "This person was here before me." to the bartender thus shafting everybody else and looking like a saint to the bartender and the person next to you. This is called barlowing because it is the moral equivalent of making a song for charity and performing tax evasion.
2. A manoeuvre that allows you to get to the front of a bar queue when one of the people in front of you leave and the person next to you is also contending to get that space. This is done by preventing the leaving man from turning to face you and can be performed in this step by step procedure:
Step 1: Form a barrier between the leaver and the bar's exit. This is commonly done by putting your hand on the bar while facing the leaver. This will cause him to turn the other way.
Step 2: If the leaver turns too far away, the "opponent" will still have a decent chance of getting that space. This can be prevented by putting your other hand on the bar, and then sliding in when the leaver starts to leave.
This is called barlowing because while it is usually considered rude to turn your back on somebody, you'll be thinking "I want your back for good."
1. "Wow Dave, that was very kind of you to let that man go first" "Actually Nick, I was barlowing the queue. I was 9th when I arrived, but I skipped to 2nd!"
2. While Dave was usually a moral person, he occasionally liked to practise barlowing in pubs. He didn't feel any guilt if the person next to him was a notefold cock.
2. While Dave was usually a moral person, he occasionally liked to practise barlowing in pubs. He didn't feel any guilt if the person next to him was a notefold cock.
by DeltaFlame November 4, 2015
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