Basegrind

When pat from 419 opens a beer bottle with his asshole.

"Hey can someone open this beer for me?"
"Dude! I got it brah...!"
*pat opens the bottle with his asshole, and he starts to bleed*
"Oh shit pat, what the fuck?!?"
"Don't worry brah, its just a basegrind!"

by ashdizzle February 26, 2004

Baseboy

A cocky kid who plays baseball and thinks he's the shit.

Baseboy: I hit 3 home runs last game

You: stop being such a fuckin' baseboy

by Yolo2341 March 23, 2017

Third Basebook

When you masturbate to pictures of facebook friends in bikinis.

Dude, I just got to third basebook, to your sister!

by Doctor Tentacles Fritzl III September 4, 2010

Basgo

A term meaning "cool" or "hip" or "fly."
Litterally "bad ass shit goin on."

"Tonight is definatly going to be basgo"
"Did you see that basgo chick? She had it all goin on."
"Dude, this pot is totally basgo, where did you get it?"

by Icarus Chance January 4, 2009

baselope

A person with an abmnormaly large head. Usually a head that looks really awkard on a person's body.

I went to the movies last night and I couldn't see anything because I got stuck behind a baselope!

by kingloo February 23, 2008

Basedgod

Refers to somebody who is the top dealer. The king or god of based(cocaine).

Person 1: Who's that?

Person 2: He's the basedgod around here.

by Datraphouse April 20, 2011

Basedowing

(verb) The act of masturbating to one of John Basedow's many infomercials of the enhancement of the abs and or buttex region while eating a tuna sandwich with the free hand and sitting on a silver plated dildo with an engravement dedicated to John Basedow's prodigy, Chad Martin.

I cannot believe your basedowing while Tony Little is delivering a speech on how to toss salad while having three dicks in the ass and going at the speed of light on the Gizel.

by Frank J.G September 8, 2008