Kieran Barter

A full on twatbag. One who likes to think they're cool but is secretly gay.

That bloke over there is such a Kieran Barter

by Do I give a fuck June 29, 2011

Mouth Barter

performing oral sex as the payment for goods and/or services

The girl mouth bartered her way into getting a good grade.

by AFT Rules June 22, 2011

Willoughby Barter

Basically the best of all people except he is kinda gay fr and has curly Ranga hair. this is the type of person who you would go street skating with and one thing leads to another and you find yourself eating sushi screaming at Jamie Zhu asking "HOLY SHIT IS THAT JAMIE ZHU!"

WILLOUGHBY BARTER IS A GOOD BOY BUT A LITTLE HOMO-ISH

by NAME GENIE June 22, 2021

Rob Barter

Rob Barter is so fine has a huge cock has w rizz fucked my whole family thats girls

girl: i wanna fuck Rob Barter
Rob barter: come on then shawty

by buddsy March 13, 2023

Garter Barter

A friend who stays clos why you when you're out on the town, partying, or clubbing. They might be a little too jealous and act as a cock block for anyone who comes your way

Delilah : oh my goodness, I went out with Jessica last night and she was such a garter barter

Ophelia : Really? How many guys did she scare off? Was there much damage control?

by Princess Xen April 2, 2024

Bantersauross

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.

"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"

by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

Twat-Banter

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.

"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."

by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022