Branum

Most likely a homosexual. Known for having a small penis.

Whoa-dayz you acting like a branum right now

by Bubb Rubb October 17, 2003

Barkumungous

When something grows at an exponential rate every second is considered to be barkumungous.

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Barkume's foot size."

"It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!"

"His foot must be barkumungous!!"

by Ihavebigfeet October 7, 2009

bargument

A debate (on any subject) which takes place in a bar or tavern and is primarily caused by just the right amount of booze.

We got into a bargument over who is more fuckable: Nicole Ritchie or Skeletor.

by GrantG July 7, 2007

barium

What we do to most people when they die.

Not to leave a big mess, he decided to barium.

by Penbiks January 20, 2008

Barkum

Strong, confident individual with a radiant inner beauty to match the outer beauty. Spirited and very kind to others. Will do what ever it takes to take care of family and friends on every level.
Male Barkum; Brave, Ambitious, Royal, King, United, Majestic.
Female Barkum; Beautiful, Alluring, Regal, Kindred, Unique, Matriarch.

I'm so barkum with this new promotion I got today!

by Barkum September 21, 2009

Bargument

An argument at a bar over a question with no right or wrong answer. Often involves sports, television and sex.

"We had a bargument last night for two hours over whether a lion could beat a bear in a fight."

by lionwins January 3, 2009

bagnum

A person with a small dick

Him: did u have sex with Dave

Her: yes Dave had a small dick
Him: he must be a bagnum

by Kdnsnakx May 29, 2018