Baconized

Verb.
To critique the meaning of everything.

To be baconized by Bacon Maker1.
To critique everything.

by Steve and Kalon January 29, 2009

Barganize

The act of turning any conversation, no matter how innocent, into something vulgar and sexual.

Turoc: Do you know where that pen cap is?
Barga: What about your penis cap?
Turoc: No, my pen cap!
Barga: I don't know where your little finger cot sized condoms are.
Turoc: Why do you always have to Barganize everything?

by Barganizer September 30, 2010

baconize

(verb) any of many industrial methods for infusing a substance with bacon

I baconized the mayonnaise for a rich, smoky flavor.

by The Baconizer September 16, 2006

Barmanizing

To say a joke over and over again until it becomes mass torture to hear it.

Many people are Barmanizing the joke "More chins than a Chinese phonebook" and have been for many, many years.

by JewBass127 November 5, 2010

Burtonize

When something is so fucked up looking, it looks like it belongs in a Tim Burton movie like Edward Scissorhands.

"Man, that old smashed up barn is so Burtonized.

by EPrime October 15, 2006

Barmonkey

A person that prepares and serves alcoholic beverages in restaurants, bars or nightclubs.

Where do you work now?

Oh, I'm a newly qualified barmonkey.

by thursdayschild August 11, 2010

Bronizer

One who allows his pothead friends to smoke him up but refuses to pay for it themselves.

"Hey man can you chip in 10 for the bud?"

"Nah man, I'm a bronizer."

by Youknowthatguy August 13, 2012