Bagged

The act of winning one over, leading into a relationship. Popular slang used all over Toronto and the GTA.

"Wow, no way he bagged her."

by '03 June 3, 2019

crash bagged

being so wasted the day after drinking that you don't move out of you bed, you shit, piss and throw up in a trash bag located near your bed!!

Dutch: Did you hear what happened to the twins after their 21st?
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!

by cobrac46 January 23, 2009

e-barred

Being excluded, prevented or banned from action, display or entrance to certain locations with notification through email.

Roy received an email and was e-barred from the brewery for being an ass-hat.

by ElLocoDuderino June 29, 2016

t baged

When someone has plopped their testicles on another person's face.

Steve t baged Ted because he was passed out drunk.

by GoldenEagle August 27, 2006

Plastic Bagged

Being "Plastic Bagged" is when you want to have sex, but cant find a condom.

To the extent that everything starts to look llike a condom alternative option, such as a plastic bag.
Basically like being cock blocked by the lack of protection.

Guy 1: Man, I was going to fuck Dana but I got plastic bagged
Guy 2: Thats why you always get condoms!
Guy 1: Yeah I know, she was pissed.
Guy 2: Dumbass.

by Pshawrawr May 26, 2011

i banged your mom

It's a reply to an annoying person or the best way to get people to shut the fuck up

Mom: what did you do today?
Me: I banged your mom

A random guy: Do I know you?
Me: I banged your mom

by Fuck your mom assholle November 18, 2016

No Shots Barred

No Shots Barred is a variation of the game Extreme Ping Pong, the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table. Players may move around the table as they wish and even the room. The game is often judged on points for style similar to the original with extra points going to attack shots (Shots which cause pain to the opponent usually hitting them in the face or the genital region). While No Shots Barred is seemingly a violent game, it is often played in most cases in a graceful manner with players concentrating on more tactical shots rather than pain inflicting ones.

Henry: I've got a really bad black eye.
Josh: Woah dude who did you fight?
Henry: Oh no its not from a fight, I had a brutal No Shots Barred.

by Nex Solo November 21, 2010