The wurst of der wurst, ever worser dan sint-niklaas. You get brutally assaulted on TMB, yelled to join their little "visca catalunya lliure" thing when it's all a scandal.
-Cian came home from his vacation brutally beaten up-
Dad: Son! What happened!?
Cian: -sigh- I got assaulted by 3 weirdos in Barcelona.
Dad: I knew that place was nothing but gangs...
Colloquial term for cannabis, originating from the Catalonian region. Barcelona, situated on the Mediterranean Sea, has been a hot-bed for gang activities that have recently ravaged the local population. The cannabis was imported from Cristobal Colombo's expeditions to the new world, rumored to be consumed heavily by the explorer himself. The seeds of this plant were given to local pea farmers, being specially cultivated exclusively in this region for hundreds of years. In recent years, the cannabis has been confiscated by narcotics agencies around the world, often being smuggled in using spherical hazelnut shells. These natural smuggling apparatuses have been found as far as San Francisco and Shanghai.
The act of putting clippings of your own pubic hair into food/ice cubes served to a guest, often as an act of revenge for sponging off your kindness/beer.
"I haven't seen Brian for a while, do you know why?"
"Yes, we treated him to a Barcelona Special last time he was here."
"Ah."
Fanboys of soccer/football team FC Barcelona. Aka the people that didn't accept The Barca (a game with the scoreline of 8-2) as a word. They are known to use any excuse to justify losing, despite the fact 10/10 times they do it as well I.e. Vardrid, but the year before they'd deny any claims of Varcelona. The Camp Nou is their mating ground and where most of them communicate, if not online.
1: Hey bro I'm going to watch the game tonight
2: watch out for the Barcelona fanboys, they won't let you say *anything* about their great team
1: I'll be careful
1 was later found dead in a fountain outside the Camp Nou