Barcelona

1. (Noun) A football club known around Europe and the world in general for its unfortunately sad style of play.
2. (Adjective) Applied to one who consistently comes in second place. Also applied to one who is generally bad at life.
3. (Verb) To lose.
1. Barcelona has won fewer Champions league cups in its entire history than Madrid did between the years 1998 and 2003.
2. Man, you are so Barcelona. Do you enjoy losing?
3. We totally barcelonaed that game. We also barcelonaing at life.
by XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-0787 September 27, 2006
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Barcelona

The place we should be deporting illegal mexicans too.
I'm going to send victor to barcelona,hopefully he won't be able to get back this time.
by Super Saiyan Jesus March 31, 2008
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Barcelona Nuts

Colloquial term for cannabis, originating from the Catalonian region. Barcelona, situated on the Mediterranean Sea, has been a hot-bed for gang activities that have recently ravaged the local population. The cannabis was imported from Cristobal Colombo's expeditions to the new world, rumored to be consumed heavily by the explorer himself. The seeds of this plant were given to local pea farmers, being specially cultivated exclusively in this region for hundreds of years. In recent years, the cannabis has been confiscated by narcotics agencies around the world, often being smuggled in using spherical hazelnut shells. These natural smuggling apparatuses have been found as far as San Francisco and Shanghai.
During quarantine, I rolled fatty joints with my sweet Barcelona Nuts.
by Nuts4Days March 30, 2021
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Barcelona Fingertrap

A sexual position involving 2 men and 2 women.

The two women 69, while the men enter the women from either end. One standing doggy style and one Standing Modified missionary.

Related to a Chinese Fingertrap but with one more female participant.
Bob and Ryan Barcelona Fingertrapped Lesley and Nicole.
by Jacques Bob October 25, 2007
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FC Barcelona

Depression.

The club I love is the cause of my depression.
At therapy
Therapist: So let me get right. You have FC Barcelona.
Depressed person: Yes.
by TeAmoBarca September 01, 2021
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FC Barcelona

FC Barcelona is one of the world's best soccer teams. Lionel Messi is so far their best player, and has scored many goals for the team.
FC Barcelona is the total best!
by 25IMF June 23, 2019
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Barcelona Special

The act of putting clippings of your own pubic hair into food/ice cubes served to a guest, often as an act of revenge for sponging off your kindness/beer.
"I haven't seen Brian for a while, do you know why?"
"Yes, we treated him to a Barcelona Special last time he was here."
"Ah."
by Loopyhead2 May 03, 2014
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