A highly uneducated, incredibly stupid and ignorant individual, they often boast huge muscles because working out is one of the only things they are intellectually capable of doing. They enjoy four things in life and four things only, getting jacked, eating meat, making the lives of civilised intellectuals as difficult and miserable as possible and, of course, having sex with women. It’s a blissfully ignorant way of life, they can be found everywhere in the world, but are most commonly found in rural and remote towns that nobody cares about, thankfully away from the important, civilised big cities, but are a horrible factor for any rare civilised intellectual unfortunate enough to live in a place like that.
She bought some fucking asshole into my house and he DID A SHIT on my bathmat like a FUCKING ANIMAL! There’s really only one word you can use to describe him, he’s a fucking Barbarian!
by Lord Davrox August 11, 2020
Get the Barbarianmug. by Kingmaker May 16, 2006
Get the Barbarianmug. Can a virtual character cause cancer? Yes.
Originally, Elite Barbarians were made to be a Defend and Punish type of card. That was the initial purpose of the card, but as of writing this definition, Elite Barbarians are used as a "Win Condition". Im pretty sure you know what it means.
But simply dropping E Barbs (Elite Barbarians for short. Annoying to type.) at the other side of the map at the bridge with no thought is simply wrong in every way. The only real counters are either PEKKA or Skarmy.(Beats the shit out of Mega Knight, aka Mega Gay, E barbs, E Giant, and every braindead card in the game. Except swarms.)
But if you drop a pekka on top of E Barbs, you get a negitive trade of 1 Elixir, but you would say that the PEKKA can do a counterpush.
But the most shittiest thing is that the PEKKA would be at 1/3rd of its health. Its not enough for a real counterpush. And including the fact that most E Barbs are overlevelled and do apeshit amounts of damage, it doesn't make any sense.
And soon enough, they drop Mega Knight on top.
Skarmy is another effective counter however, but they can simply be zapped or arrowed. So much for that.
Adding Rage, Freeze makes kids autistic.
Side Effects of using Elite Barbarians:
Death Threats, Cancer, Allergic to Grass, and the Sun in general, Autism, Loss of friends, sudden loss of fathers and family, and in some extreme cases, loss of real bitches. And if beaten by a skilled player, ego loss.
Originally, Elite Barbarians were made to be a Defend and Punish type of card. That was the initial purpose of the card, but as of writing this definition, Elite Barbarians are used as a "Win Condition". Im pretty sure you know what it means.
But simply dropping E Barbs (Elite Barbarians for short. Annoying to type.) at the other side of the map at the bridge with no thought is simply wrong in every way. The only real counters are either PEKKA or Skarmy.(Beats the shit out of Mega Knight, aka Mega Gay, E barbs, E Giant, and every braindead card in the game. Except swarms.)
But if you drop a pekka on top of E Barbs, you get a negitive trade of 1 Elixir, but you would say that the PEKKA can do a counterpush.
But the most shittiest thing is that the PEKKA would be at 1/3rd of its health. Its not enough for a real counterpush. And including the fact that most E Barbs are overlevelled and do apeshit amounts of damage, it doesn't make any sense.
And soon enough, they drop Mega Knight on top.
Skarmy is another effective counter however, but they can simply be zapped or arrowed. So much for that.
Adding Rage, Freeze makes kids autistic.
Side Effects of using Elite Barbarians:
Death Threats, Cancer, Allergic to Grass, and the Sun in general, Autism, Loss of friends, sudden loss of fathers and family, and in some extreme cases, loss of real bitches. And if beaten by a skilled player, ego loss.
Normal Clash Royale Mid Ladder deck:
Mega Knight, Elite Barbarians (YOU ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING TANK), The Log, Wizard (Why), Witch (YOU ALREADY HAVE WIZARD BRUH), Zap, Goblin Barrel (Synergizes with NOTHING) etc.
Mega Knight, Elite Barbarians (YOU ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING TANK), The Log, Wizard (Why), Witch (YOU ALREADY HAVE WIZARD BRUH), Zap, Goblin Barrel (Synergizes with NOTHING) etc.
by A weak dick March 10, 2022
Get the Elite Barbariansmug. by The Anialator May 31, 2017
Get the Barbarian hellomug. When you clog the toilet with your shit but don't have a plunger so you use your arm to break the log up.
I took a shit at Joes house and it clogged the toilet, but he didn't have a plunger so I had to resort to barbarian fishing as to not make a scene.
by XxEpicTacosxX December 3, 2016
Get the Barbarian Fishingmug. Elite Barbarians are the scummiest troop to use in the game 'Clash Royale' developed by Supercell. A person using Elite barbarians usually has no skill or a life and should quit playing the game.
Person 1: Wow that person is using Elite Barbarians
Person 2: He must be a pretty scummy player to use those
Person 2: He must be a pretty scummy player to use those
by TuBrogre April 21, 2018
Get the elite barbariansmug. by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
Get the barbarian methodmug.