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The bakery

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After I go to the bakery, I am going to get baked.
by Xqzzme October 12, 2018
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wanker banker

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Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.

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Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
by RyKirb October 31, 2008
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Open the Bakery

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To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.
Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016
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merchant banker

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That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!
by ryan March 24, 2004
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Sunset Falls Bakery

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The best bakery you'll ever come across on Roblox. If you are in it, you will wanna stay forever <3
P1: What bakery should I go to?

P2: You gotta hit up Sunset Falls Bakery, it's the best out there!
by tristfuIs June 30, 2020
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gang banker

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One who repeatedly screws people out of money.
by gangbanker July 30, 2010
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Qwonk Bakery

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An ass bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing gallons of horse semen and Qwonk semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie from the Qwonk bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
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